Hey you!! Smile you're pretty!!
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
Calm down there Satan
it’s sa-tin
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Bambi is such a doll. She looks stunning
Bambi
Bambi you babe
of course shes Bambi
Bambi was a boy.
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This character reminds me of Carrie Brownstein’s character Lance on Portlandia.
It reminds me of johnny depp
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Sherlock: Hamish, why don't you go to bed early tonight?
Molly: Yeah, sweetie, you look tired.
Hamish: Why don't you let Mamma have a little control this time? Her esteem is already in the toilet.
Sherlock: Hamish, what are you...?
Hamish: I'm saying, Father, that on the nights when I go to bed early, Mamma tends to look a little degraded in the morning.
Sherlock: YOU ARE SEVEN.
Hamish: And from the way Mamma will look in the morning, YOU ARE CRAP IN BED.
The Adventure Of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (1975) - Kangaroo Hop (by Josiah Suarez)
I don’t know why, but this video always make me smile. enjoy!
sometimes I feel nobody really likes me, they just tolerate me, because they don't want to be rude or maybe because they need something.
Have you ever feel this way ?
I don’t know how true this is (but to be surprised would be foolish), but check it out!
Yeah it’s true.
huh….
Snopes says this does have merit in states that simplify straight ticket voting this way.
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